A (DE)MOTIVATIONAL POSTER for 007 Fest Scavenger Hunt Item #56.

Create a motivational (or demotivational) poster using a screenshot from a Bond movie.

Re-Meet Shay Hodge, the resident barista that mans the cafe between Q Branch and the 00 Agents' Office Block.

This year, Shay took time off to enjoy a writer's convention, maybe she'll get someone to pick up her spy series based on the stories she's heard from the 00 agents.

Portaui lacrimis madidus te, nostra catella,

     Quod feci lustris laetior ante tribus.

Ergo mihi, Patrice, iam non dabis oscula mille

     Nec poteris collo grata cubare meo.

Tristis marmorea posui te sede merentem

     Et iunxi semper manib(us) ipse meis

Morib(us) argutis hominem simulare paratam,

     Perdidimus quales hei mihi delicias.

Tu, dulcis Patrice, nostras attingere mensas

    Consueras, gremio poscere blanda cibos,

Lambere tu calicem lingua rapiente solebas,

     Quem tibi saepe meae sustinuere manus,

Accipere et lassum cauda gaudente frequenter

And here’s my translation:

Wet with tears I have carried you, our little (female) dog, just as I did in happier times fifteen years earlier (lit. “three periods of five years).  For myself, Patrice, now you will not give me a thousand kisses nor will you be able to lie lovingly around/against my neck.  I have sorrowfully placed you, merit-worthy, in a marble tomb and I have joined you always to myself in death, as by your cleverness you matched a human.  Alas, we lost such pleasures for myself!  You, sweet Patrice, were accustomed to join us at our table, to beg charmingly for food (while sitting in our) laps.  You were in the habit of greedily licking our cups with your tongue, which my hands often held for you.  Frequently and joyfully (you) receive a weary one with your (wagging) tail...

He would love being cozy in bed listening to Q do work calls (Q also in bed in his PJs) on his headset while Bond is snuggled up against Q's hip and napping.

And also eavesdropping on Q's calls.

Listening to Q swear under his breath while he scrolls through budget spreadsheets.

Listening to Q use his Work Voice to crisply talk about Business Things with his team while Bond is so comfy cozy with his head on Q's lap.