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Sometimes I shouldn't be allowed near a computer.
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It's (007 fest) WIP Wednesday!
I haven't done a WIP Wednesday in *forever*, and so today I want to share an excerpt from a 5+1 fic I've been fiddling with for a while. It focuses on a moment from Skyfall that lives rent-free in my head: the bit where Moneypenny says that Q is afraid of flying, and Bond says, "Of course he is."
I have...a lot of thoughts...about this moment, more of which I may share later on. I've also seen lots of fics tackle this piece of canon well, from leaning into reasons Q may be afraid of air travel, to explaining why this was all a pretext in the first place. So for now, suffice it to say that I was ready to dive in with a fic of my own, featuring five times Q lied to Bond about why he didn't fly to Macau--and one time he told him the truth.
This is one of my favorite flavors of fic to write: two parts crack fic to one part deep emotion that comes at you once your guard is down. 😁 Teaser below the cut!
Scavenger Hunt item #25 - Create line art to be used as a coloring page.
00Q Stained Glass
I want to try to make parts of it transparent and put it over a photo. If anyone wants to "color" it in like that, please go for it!
It's finally happened
I did it, I really did it.
Here it is.
"Be Still My Foolish Heart" is finally complete.
50 chapters, 177,000 words, and 2 years later, it's done.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
A sequel to House rules,
How to have sex with the man you love and not die of embarrassment,
is finished thanks to the @mi6-cafe 007 Fest because I promised myself to post a chapter of my WIPs every week of the fest!
It's a Bar AU. It has a cat! AND it's now fully finished, sequel and all!
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Incorrect Quotes - Lyutsifer and James
James getting pissed while on the phone
I am afraid I have very little sympathy for anyone who enters into business arrangements involving James Bond, and then expresses surprise when matters become complicated.
It is rather shocking to me that it has been eight years since I first started this story. Eight years! Wow.
I'm still not entirely sure why I stopped writing it, nor am I entirely certain why I picked it up again. But I have, and though not complete, it is certainly much further along than once it was.
These are two characters who I feel are immensely suited to a romance, provided you take out the minor complicating factor that one of them is canonically dead.
Chapters: 3/? Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Olivia Mansfield/Kincade, James Bond & Olivia Mansfield, James Bond & Q, James Bond & Female M, Female M/Kincade Characters: Olivia Mansfield, Female M (James Bond), Kincade (James Bond), James Bond, Q (James Bond) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, M Lives, Older Characters, Epistolary, M and Kincade Write Letters, Falling In Love, Even the Evil Queen of Numbers Deserves to be Happy, Work in Progress Summary:
It begins with an old-fashioned letter ...
Dear Ms. Emma,
I hope that this note finds you well.
Where it will end, not even James Bond knows for sure.