A Little Bit Silly and a Little Bit Pretentious

when bo burnham said ‘me, eatin’ that pussy, baby’ !!! thats poetry bitch !

I went to see Bo Burnham’s new live show and I brought my cat with me because, idk, it seemed like a good idea? So Bo was doing his comedy thing and all was good until he stopped mid-song and yelled to “put the lights up!” The audience was all. “Haha, okay maybe this is just part of his act,” but then he singled me out and asked, “Is that a cat in your lap?” I had no choice but to answer that it was because it was obvious and I was not going to LIE, everyone can see that it is a cat. It turned out that my cat had been sneaking off to Bo Burnham’s house every now and then and he thought it was a stray and he had gotten kinda attached so now Bo and I co-owned a cat together.

I really need to start paying attention to the goddamn blog names

 i wish i got into bo when he was touring because i’m scared i’ll never get an opportunity to meet him and that’s literally all i want out of life

I need a shirt that says “I like Oreos and pussy - in that order!”

im not sure if cant handle this took away or gave me 10 years of my life 

me, eating a burrito with a fork and crying: sorry mr burnham