Upsetti Spaghetti

is this the dye my hair blue and call me marge simpson guy

here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash

It is a cat, just bigger than expected

[Video description: A person dressed head-to-toe in the black robes of a plague doctor, complete with the long bird-beak mask, struts powerfully through a park, swinging a cane in one hand, tipping their hat in the other, as the chorus of 1995 hit “Gangster’s Paradise” by Coolio plays. End description.]

GO BABY GO

just goes to show how young the population of the internet is nowadays. nearly everyone that was into the internet for real in the early 2000s knew this kinda stuff

I need people to know that sometimes people tag your stuff as 'NSFW' not because they think a trans body is inherently sexual or something, but because even tasteful nude is still "My boss is going to ask questions if I don't close my browser fast enough"

adding video to text posts was an incredible gift