Thank You For Coming To My Ty Talk

me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

Not the point of ops post but I took a screenshot:

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Quarterfinals

nap time 💤💛

Farmer: (holding food) what do you want so I can marry you

i had to add these and i’m sure there are more

Oh… so THAT’S why I love Hockey.

Dude, hockey is so fucking gay.

gotta add these because what is more beautiful than nathan mackinnon winning the stanley cup to defend his longtime crush sidney crosby’s honor and THEN attributing the win to staying in a hotel room that contains sid’s jersey number. who wrote this fic? (also: nate eats ass and sid is The ass of the nhl so…)

ok but sidney crosby looks like this:

Are we not even talking about the actualfacts kissing going on or…?

Memorial Cup 2013: Halifax Mooseheads’ Stefan Fournier kissed Jonathan Drouin after a goal, defies people to chirp him about it

And here’s Travis Green & Ziggy Palffy:

oh man @zambonding that article is such a gem this is the kind of sports journalism we need

While we do love men’s ice hockey, let’s give it up for the ladies with actual, adorable rivalry romances.

the nhl could never get on the level of women’s hockey. could hockey men do THIS:

Don’t forget Marie-Philip Poulin and Laura Stacey! They’re both on Team Canada and got engaged in 2023, and just spent the first PWHL season as teammates playing for Montreal.

So we all know that Crowley isn't really gay or bi or anything because he's really just Aziraphalesexual, right?

AH THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY