FEED THE PIG

why not get 2 and complete the set?

did you get the ketchup

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

i spit out my water that was brilliant

everyone is dead

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

tumblr is literally the result of putting teenagers together without any adult supervision whatsoever

well it was either this or lord of the flies

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.