Juguito-jugo

i genuinely don’t think the haitians eating pets lie is something that should be laughed off bc the rhetoric literally rooted in some of the worst acts of colonial violence known to man but i just know liberals are going to try and meme it away. this isn’t a funny haha republicans are so stupid thing this is a hey they are trying to justify a resurgence of specific atrocities against this specific group of people

“i have concepts of a plan” me to my professor the night before the assignment is due

new debate structure where every time a candidate says an obvious easily checkable lie they get pig's blood dumped on them

They will never show the empathy to Palestine that they show to Ukraine.

*throws dart* transgender operations on *spins wheel* illegal aliens *consults ouija board* in prison

it’s fucking insane that a moderator had to say “there is no state where you can kill a baby after it’s born” at a presidential debate.

further proof August and Jane are soulmates- August started the story off with her Health Hyperfixation on oranges and vitamin C. it is so endearing how Jane loves oranges to the point Toddler Jane used to toddle around the fruit stands, and come home from the markets with pockets full of the sweetest oranges. plays right into Jane's sweet tooth and August's burning desire to avoid scurvy. bonding over oranges is such a peak trope tbh