All I need is some wine

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

THEY FUCKING WHAT

Date a girl whose got huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers. Date a girl who, on the next day, has got even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humunous hungolomghnonoloughongous.

the struggle not to roll my eyes at people when they talk

do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you don’t even know why but they just infuriate you