#bojackquotes

BoJack: Same thing that always happens. You didn't know me. Then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.

Wanda: You know, it's funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

BoJack: Hey. You're still here?

Diane: Yup. Still here.

Charlotte: Oh, God. I said so many things when I was young. I thought I was so deep.

BoJack: Well, do you still think it's true?

Charlotte: Do I think L.A. is a tar pit? No. No, I think you're the tar pit.

BoJack: Me?

Charlotte: No, not "you" you. I'm just saying...it doesn't matter where you are, it's who you are, and that's not gonna change whether you're in California, or Maine or New Mexico. You know, you can't escape...you.

BoJack: "Don't do that."

Margo Martindale: Oh, is that what we agreed to? I thought we said "no gum."

Todd: But you're also chewing gum.