kaaaaaarkat.
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kaaaaaarkat.
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO GAIN MY ATTENTION? ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL ALLOW YOU TO EXIT FRUITLESS.

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WHAT IN THE FRESH FUCKING HELL.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I HAVE BEEN TRAINING MY ASS OFF AND I ACTUALLY WALKED DECENTLY FAR TODAY. BUT NO, FUCKING NO. THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER BATTLED ME WITH SIX GODDAMN MAGIKARPS. SIX FUCKING MAGIKARPS! WHAT THE HELL?! JUST WHAT IN THE FRESH HELL. I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESPITE THIS DOUCHEBAG, I TOOK HIS POKEBALLS AND THREW THEM INTO THE RIVER.
GOD DAMN FUCKING DOUCHEBAG.
[ You jump up in an impressive basketball move to catch it, gripping the ball a bit too firmly. You release the pokemon and it spins to start snarling at Karkat, but the second you put your hand on it’s back it turns to you, demeanor completely different. ]
[ The second that Ninetales snarls at you, you bared your fangs at it and snarled back, which caused your Krabby to look more confused, but he foamed bubbles at the mouth in some attempt to "snarl" as well. ]
"God damn, that thing's always a fucking cunt to me... Ugh, that's him, right?"
OK, I'M BACK.

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[ You had your hands shoved in your pockets when you woke up, a grin planted firmly on your lips. You were extremely excited, and that was mostly why you hid your hands: they were shaking worse than a virgin on prom night. Shaking your head, you stride up to him with a grin.]
"So you found ‘em, ey?"
[ You look to your Krabby, and he blows bubbles at you, then you gesture to Bro, and Krabby knocks the Pokeball into the air, then hits it so it gets sent flying at Bro. ]
"Catch it!"
[ Fuck yeah you were excited. This is your lucky day or something. You get to get your pokemon back, AND you get to see that hot troll kid again. Hell yeah. You make your way out of the transportalizer station to the troll’s hive, humming all the way. ]
[ It was nighttime, obviously, and it was pretty pitch black outside. If the sun was up, the transportilizer station would be closed and locked. To prevent any newcomers from burning alive in the sun, basically. You're sitting on a large rock, your Krabby next to you. The Krabby was bouncing a Pokeball back and fourth on its claws, and Karkat didn't seem to care to stop him. He blinked when he heard humming and looked around. Good thing he has night vision or he'd never see Bro. ]
"OVER HERE!"
I GOT A POKEMON FROM THE FOSSIL I WAS GIVEN.
"Hey, hey, hey, kiddo, don’t cry," he mumbled, halting the Arcanine. “Hey, it’s alright, yeah? I’ve got you. Don’t cry." He spun around on the dog’s back, brushing Karkat’s bangs out of his face.
It's too late, he was already crying, but his eyes were wide open as if he were trying to pretend he was fine. "No, no! I'm fine, fuck. No!" He's just getting angrier, no he isn't some fucking useless wriggler that needed consoling!
im staying uninvolved until im desperatly needed

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"Alright, come on, arms around my waist," he said, reaching back to grab the troll’s arms and wrap them close. “I won’t let y’fall, y’hear me?" He said, turning around to grin at him. And with that, they were off.
Karkat immediately clung to Bro when the pokemon so much as moved a muscle, this was fucking terrifying they were going really fast he was going to cry he could Feel it.
Humming to himself, Bro whistled and heard Bromeo come charging out of the fields. He skidded to a halt next to them, and then Bro helped Karkat up onto the large dog. “I’m gonna get on in front of you, but you’re gonna have to hold on tight, y’hear?"
Karkat was near petrified as he was hoisted onto this FUCKING DEMONS back, and he gripped its fur, but he nodded in acknowledgement to Bro. ".. Okay.." Was all he muttered. Holy shit he was uh, really high up...
#I JUST WANT ICECREAM
ill be right there
OKAY. . .
headcanon: karkat and slick play animal crossing together even when theyre fighting
#I JUST WANT ICECREAM
ill take ya fer some ice cream when we get back home
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"Ah, all I’m tryna say is you’re hot, okay?" He shrugged, rocking back on his heels and heading outside of the barn. “I don’t have a car, which is why we needed Bromeo — nearest town is an hour long walk, Bromeo can run it in fifteen."
Karkat furrowed his eyebrows once again, turning and following him out despite his confusion and silence. Why was he complimenting him, he's the worst troll and doesn't deserve any of it. "Okay, so it's fast. Probably a dumb Pokemon." He mumbled, mostly to himself.
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holy shit am i gonna have ta come get you from that shithole