im the truest ♕

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car

the marble skin ensures they don’t get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasn’t paying attention and didn’t plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree

Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose

The twilight fandom has aged like a fine wine.

video game: here’s an adult female character with the mentality of an 8-year-old! me: i don’t want this video game: sorry, my mistake. here’s a 700-year-old female character with the appearance of a child! me: I DON’T WANT THIS EITHER

“should drink more water” i remind myself, halfway through my fifth coffee

the amount of damage i feel for being this attacked i-

this is what i wanna see from robert pattinsons batman 

Ok but this just shows how fucking ridiculous the female character animations are LMFAO what the fuck is that walk

lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t

sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay