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build a bear is apparently having a sale on dinosaur toys specifically but they included bowser, yoshi, and the dragons from how to train your dragon in the sale and i'm dying about it

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

American consumer culture is not "addicted to plastic" petrochemical conglomerates just have a large stake of domestic manufacturing and would lose money if they stopped selling plastic. I am addicted to plastic though. I eat a pack of Ziploc bags every day minimum. When I go to McDonald's the toy is part of the meal, packaging and all. Love the stuff.

whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

You can’t criticize these structures without addressing the way they warp scripture to justify their abuse. The idea of hell as a lake of eternal fire meant to punish sinners is not biblical, and a direct tool of control popularized through Christian imperialism.

incredible day for people who were indescribably angry at age 13

There are sooooooo many conservatives who used to be Trekkies until they became my coworker

ave calamaria

the “if they dig you up in 100 years they’ll know your not a man from your bones” argument or whatever transphobes say is so stupid, any future anthropologist encountering my bones will be more confused by how I got a metal capsule containing a small scroll which says “DEEZ NUTS” lodged in my nasal cavity then sex estimations based off my skeletal remains, also I won’t care because I’m dead, if I do somehow see them misgender me in the after life, I’ll be too busy laughing at my deez nuts capsule then crying about being misgendered

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