No Sin Here

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

asdfmovie was the vine of its time

saying “desmond the moonbear” evoked the same kind of response as saying “road work ahead?” now so im right

sometimes im like “tone down the Self to fit in” and other times, the voice of God comes to me in a dream and says “I didn’t make you crazy for no reason”

gay is in fact the gender that i want people to percieve me as

i want people to look at me and go 'oh i have no idea what you are but you're definitely a homosexual'

why did grown adults fall for sex positivity and hookup culture so hard and encourage it…as if left wing men don’t literally invent “free love” movements at least 3 times a century in order to sleep with as many young women as they want with no consequences

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepoo” for the last 30 years of your life

everyone shut the fuck up i found a stardew valley mod that makes the in game dog look like my real dog

y-yes ma’am

another day has gone by and honestly it’s pissing me off. the sun comes up one more time and i lose it

guess what happened today. fucking guess