Unbetitelt

you never was in ireland i guess

Or Lucifer is tempting Sam to touch his trouser-snake.

His forbidden fruit

im done with this website

that mean the internet is maked by Lucifer because nowhere you can find so many snakes?

i dont get it why the fuck is your room not clean man now you cant gain xp on pokemon 

i am realy getting tired of your shit dad

king of rock and prince of darkness

now i know how to wash money

*drying your genitals with someone elses genitals*

and kids this is the story why everyone has dry balls

My 8 year old brother just called my dad a pussy. My dad looked him right in the eyes & said “You are what you eat.” There is something seriously wrong with this family.

this fucking killed me 

7.5 k what the actual fuck???

don’t for one second think that any of these notes are agreeing with you, you big dumb shitbaby

i like cheesburgers 

vietnam changes a man

i have more followers than there are people in my school

now you are my king

kids watch out don’t go too fast, like me.

obviously we got a fast walker in linkin park

I hate cute people who are unaware of how cute they are because they end up becoming 40x cuter and it makes me so mad

are you just mad because you think you are not cute? but i think you make yourself more mad theen other people