No need to get your panties in a twist, Priscilla

Okay; who here gets the reference??????

Wade the entire movie: Nice ass also I can’t understand anything you’re saying because my fight response has a permanent switch and I flipped it. If you’ll excuse me I’m going to go shoot myself out of a canon directly at juggernaut

Colossus:

Cable: *breathes*

Me: 

why is it so short. this doesn’t include anything by rob liefeld because fabian is wade’s real dad 

God Tier. Must Reads. 

Cable and Deadpool (2004): read this and understand all the jokes about bodysliding and tentacle vore and also fall in love with them deeply. also intercourse, pennsylvania, wade literally declaring his love like five times, and a bunch of alternate universe nates who are also in love with wade (spicy!) 

Split Second (2015): read this and understand why nate should grow a beard and also “hello mr. stiffy!” 

Still Juicy

Uncanny Avengers Volume 4: read this and become invested in the au where wade’s a firefighter and nate’s an eyepatched lawyer. also wade and rogue are friends and i’m crying all of a sudden I don’t know!

Deadpool vs X-Force: read this if you like really really edgy wade and also REALLY GOOD art that somehow makes rob liefeld’s character designs attractive? 

Deadpool (Duggan/Posehn, aka 2014 to current): read this to understand why deadpool is a complex character beyond like, chimichanga jokes and memes. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly is some of the best Deadpool ever written. also nate shows up a couple of times (like at Wade’s wedding :’>)

Deadpool: who?