I'm Wrecks

1. “What a weird looking dog.” “That’s a chinchilla.”

2. “You can’t just casually break into the Pentagon!” 

3. “‘Oh, let’s poke it with a stick!’ he says, ‘It won’t explode!’ he says. ‘No, not toxic at all!’ he says.”

4. “I do not get paid enough for this.”

5. “In my defense, you did say by any means necessary.”

6. “Don’t speak to me in that tone of pun!”

7. “How many bananas do they have?” “Enough to be in a math problem.”

8. “To be fair, he did say he had a gun.”

9. “That is not how you kidnap someone.” 

10. “And that’s why owning a camel is now illegal.” 

11. “I have chocolate.”

12. “A … horse … wedding?”

13. “This is not a quest.” 

14. “You caught me; I spit in them.”

January

“If you’re quiet enough during a blizzard, you can still hear them.”

February

“I’m in love.”  “You almost killed him.”  “I’m. In. Love.”

March

“You disgust me.”  “Then my job is done.”

April

“I wish I could drown in the rain.”

May

“Watch the stars.”  “What is that?”  “Most people think it’s a UFO. Shows up every night or so.”

June

“I’m not here for you.”  “No, of course not.”

July

“The sun never seems to set when it’s supposed to around here.”

August

“Why is it so dusty?”  “That’s dirt.” “But we’re inside.”  “This house is missing an entire wall, we’re not really indoors.”

September

“The floods came fast, but those things came faster.”

October

“If I’m invited to any more funerals, I’m going to be featured at the next one.”

November

“We’re lost.”   “No, we’re not.”   “And it’s getting dark.”   “We’re fine.”   “I don’t even know which town this is.”

December

Person B: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence,

Everyone’s writing style is different

Everyone’s writing style is different

Jeez we’re sorry about all the big hiatuses that this blog keeps having. We have really busy lives right now. Take this big ass list of one-word prompts as an apology? And use ‘em how you will. Do whatever. Have fun.

Hands

Sleeve

Rescue

Train

Water

Shopping

Street

Window

Cooking

Quiz

Storm

Time

Picture

Blanket

Light

Shade

Pool

Leaves

Sweet

Color

Phone

Race

Stroll

Film

Bottle

Art

Cork

Grasp

Space

Dream

Scare

Mask

Thrice

Adventure

Risk

Security

Hold

Lie

Chill

Plant

Door

Boat

Pet

Embrace

Run

Rest

Break

Check

Song