parachute

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

how and where can i return myself

…re-shelving you is going to be such a bitch…

i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america

What do your k-marts look like then

is that fucking real omfg. It’s so clean

American hell Kmart’s are PvP enabled zones it’s like the “The Purge” of capitalism

Not gonna lie, when I was told to go shop at KMart in Australia I thought people wanted me to die

*goes up to podium at a funeral for a eulogy* *tears up* you… you know she dead

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results