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Heyo, you seem like a strapping fellow. Ya got any water?

...Excuse me? [ Why was this poor excuse of a plant talking to him? Was he having an auditory hallucination? Was he finally having a mental break? Was he getting Punk’d????? ]

bob-the-baobab

Wha'sa matter? You ain't never seen a plant before? I seen you 'round here 'fore. I think. I dunno, I blacked out there for a while. 're you Steve?

Oh boy, maybe I jumped the gun with the "strapping fellow" comment.

#mrpulvis

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Heyo, you seem like a strapping fellow. Ya got any water?

#mrpulvis

Yo, I got a new leaf. A fuckin' LEAF. Lookit. Lemme wiggle it an--

IT FELL OFF, THE FUCK

lionfloss

Baobabs near Morondava, Madagascar

#BROTHER

Listen you fucks.

Gimme water.

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Cats rule and it’s never too soon to share more photos of sleepy kittiess snoozing the day away in cozy flower pots (and all sorts of other unlikely places). Japanese Twitter users have been delighting each other with photos they’ve taken of cats who’ve claimed planters as perfect beds.

Meanwhile Bored Panda’s collection of flower pot kitty photos (previously featured here) is now comprised of nearly 140 photos of sleepy feline plant imposters. Click here to view them all, but make sure you’ve got a pillow handy for napping afterwards.

[via RocketNews24, Togech, and Bored Panda]

culinarycanvas

Spring Tree.

Rhubarb - Kale - Radish

#dem branches #fuckin monsters

bob-the-baobab

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oh, you’re on.

[Luke got shot glasses. Actual shot glasses. Filled two up, and gave Bob a stare down.

…never has he ever felt more insane.

But he downed his shot while simultaneously dumping one to Bob’s roots. AW YE.]

Twenty bucks says yer gonna be down for the count on th’third shot!

bob-the-baobab

[His branches shudder at the ingestion.]

Shiiiit, that’s good. Hard to be down when I got no legs, bud. Bring iiiiit.

#lukewren

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Holy shit.

[runs off and comes back with vodka.]

Please tell me this won’t kill you.

Please tell me you can get wrecked.

bob-the-baobab

My son.

I could drink you under the table.

#lukewren

bob-the-baobab

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Ey ‘sup. Good ta see yer still here. Gimme some water.

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I’m always here, shuddup.

[Just teasing, he’s not meaning to be mean.]

Jus’ plain ol’ water? Y’don’ want anythin’ INTERESTIN? c’mon, water is borin!

bob-the-baobab

Ha, same.

Vodka looks like water.

#lukewren

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Y’know there’s people who are all into the Bible and whatnot? It’s just a book, folks. And you know what books’re made of. Yeah, that’s right.

BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER

*slips you a copy of Country Gardens magazine*

...

I’ll be in my bunk.

#Anonymous

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Ey ‘sup. Good ta see yer still here. Gimme some water.

hibiscus moscheutos

Yer a good tree.

And yer a good Charlie. Don’t let any fuckhead make ya think otherwise, yeah? Just some jealous motherfuckers that want what you got-- y’know, a family and friends who love ya no matter how yer feelin’.

And this is comin’ from a tree who regularly gets pissed on.

#cdwalker

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