The adult green lanterns of earth playing "Never have I ever" (without alcohol tho)
Hal: Listen I know what you're all gonna start with but-
Kyle: Never have I ever gone on a grief induced rampage that leads me to murder the whole core and get possessed by Parallax only to consistently be called the best green lantern by the Guardians anyway
Hal, taking a drink: For fuck's sake
Guy: Hah! Sucks to suck, Jordan!
Hal: Guy you do know most of the things we say are gonna be about you, right?
Guy: But the first one wasn't!
Alan: As usual I'm glad not to be involved in your sci-fi nonsense
John: And as usual, we envy you
John: Well, back to Guy, never have I ever thought wrestling Arkillo one on one with no rings involved was a good idea
Guy: Hah! Joke's on you, I knew it was a terrible idea, there just wasn't another option!
Jo: No, joke's definitely still you
Guy: Don't you mean "on you"?
Jo: Two things can be true
Jessica: Never have I ever been knocked out by Batman after pissing him off by trying to place myself as the leader of a justice league team
Simon: Very Starscream of you, Guy
Guy, taking a drink: Oh how original! bringing up the Batman thing!
Guy: Well, you two, never have I ever been put in the Lantern equivalent of a get along shirt by Jordan!
Simon and Jessica: *Take a drink*
Simon: Is that all you've got?
Alan: Then why did you suggest to play it? You're clearly terrible!
Guy: Mind your own business, old man!
Jo: Watch and learn, Gardner... Never have I ever had homoerotic chemistry with a Flash
Alan, Hal and Kyle: *Take a drink*
Kyle: Oh shut up Guy! We could point out your thing with Lobo!
Guy: Hey! We said "No homo" afterwards, so it doesn't count!
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