Non-sequitur

@secrettunnelyeah heres ur present for my bday no receipt u cant return it 

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

I’m right don’t fight it.

Slightly inaccurate Screencap redraw I did cos I was bored

Other Class Companions

Just witnessed this on twitter

*The crew is standing on a snowy mountain, looking out over the icy vista* Ryder: *Makes Tauntaun noise* Jaal: “What was that sound you made?” Ryder: “Uhh, cold weather animal from the Milky Way. I’ll show you a documentary that has them in it back on the Tempest.” *Later* Jaal: “That documentary was… interesting. Confusing, I will admit. I must ask: why did it start with number four? What happened to the first three vids?” Ryder: “Oh, those? Lost to time and forgotten, meesa afraid.” Liam: “No.”

gay icon mollymauk “lucien” tealeaf

“What have you done”

Lishuss

We both know that he is fly as fuck

She took his clothes, dyed them, and seamed them to fit. He left without them after all. They are hers now. It’s fair. The jacket was probably thrown out the window. It’s hanging outside, stuck in a conifer now. 

I miss my closet :(

…we were supposed to grow old together. My leather cracked and faded, he accidentally setting the rec room of the old folks home on fire. We had so many plans! Before he decided to go run off with some younger, hotter, cult-affiliated jacket.

(TBH to even fit in this jacket without it falling off her skinny ass shoulders, she probably had to seam and edit it too. Or use it as a tent. Peaks over the collar like a turtle, “I live here now.”)

I didn’t even let him speak before I shot that fatbot at his head, it was on sight