Pure Randomness

Same.

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

STOP MAKING EVERYTHING MULTIPLAYER I DON’T HAVE FRIENDS YOU ASSHOLES 

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

reblog if ur a striminal

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY  #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY  #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Damn, I done hollered and scared the dog! 😂🤣😭😭💀

Omg

It’s crazy how the police force constantly does things like this designed to hide themselves and rule citizens with fear and then they cry about how everyone hates cops

i think the worst part about living in a late-stage capitalist dystopia is how hard they try to spin these things to make them appeal to the mass market like “WOW! these blatant attempts to invade privacy and discretely control the population SO HIP and COOL!!!” and then it gets 50k shares on facebook from people who dont even think twice about the actual ramifications of it

Ok so I live in Knoxville, TN where this story originated and let me tell you this is some scary shit. This should not be legal.

I want to be chased by cats...!!☺️☺️

VERY good cat 10/10 would recommend

#have you seem michelles arms #she dont need no help carrying a mini fridge 

omg

I can’t find the video but he told a really funny story about how Michelle and the girls were like a military operation decorating the room and he was standing there useless so they told him to put an Ikea lamp together and he completely fucked it up.

My favourite part about that family is the former President is somehow the dunce of the group.

SOUND ON

Listen the only way I'm allowing Narek to be redeemed is if he turns on his sister in the next episode and saves Hugh, thus allowing Hugh to not only live, but continue the Borg Reclamation Project before one day becoming leader of a fully recognized race of xBs.