a mess

- There’s a broken gutter just outside Bella’s window that gets repaired every month but just breaks again, that’s constantly dripping really loudly, and every time anyone comes to her window they get a face full of water

- Everywhere Jacob goes, he treads grass. He’s always got grass stuck to his stupid bare feet. Goddamn it Jake I just swept.

- The sun is freakishly sporadic. There’s no fucking way the Cullens could possibly predict it. The weather forecast is sunny, they go out ‘camping’? Surprise, it’s actually raining all day. It’s meant to be raining so they go to school? Surprise, it’s sunny and raining! Edward is constantly peeking out the curtains up at the sky like he’s got some deep dark secret he’s pondering mysteriously while the wind blows in his hair and like he does but he’s actually just checking to see if it’s fucking cloudy or not like it was supposed to be

- Mould. Everywhere. In the bathroom, on the roof, along the bottom of the house. No matter what you do, no matter how expensive the product you slap on it, you cannot escape it. Bella’s probably allergic to it that’d be just her luck

- There’s always that one weirdo that jogs everyday despite the fuckin downpour, it’s probably Emmet

- All the wolves shake their heads when they come inside and flick water everywhere and Emily’s like nooOO

- “Did you wipe your feet?” “Take your shoes off before you come inside.” “JACOB WIPE YOUR FEET”

- If it’s raining during break time at school they usually play a movie or documentary in home room, but it’s either a really old movie or a little kids cartoon. Emmet, snuggled up to a disgruntled Rosalie, watching loony tunes: :333

- Bella slips over on the wet grass every five minutes and gives Edward at least 25 consecutive heart attacks every day

- There’s always water rushing in the gutters and every time Bella steps out of a car she splashes in it and the bottom of her jeans get all skanky

- Charlie mows the grass twice a week. It never stops growing. Ever.

- Seasonal depression is a real thing, and it probably didn’t help Bella out when she first arrived, or when Edward left.

- Forks probably has a pool but it’s only open in summer and when it’s not raining so basically. never

- Bella got a bright yellow rain coat once and Alice nearly died

I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever

never