several frogs in a skinsuit

I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

and after all this im still horny. the human spirit is unbreakable

oh i am fond of preparing garlic… it’s always like bonsoir mademoiselle… may i take your little silk jacket… ta petite chemise… merci beaucoup 😌

i think the wine-dark sea and rosy-fingered dawn should kiss

dr heinz doofenshmirtz one of the characters of all time. he's a mad scientist. he got his degree on the internet but everything he invents works. he puts on big musical numbers and his backup dancers are canonically unionized. he's a dorky dad. he has trauma. he changed his name to professor time for branding purposes. he's an immigrant. he's an ocelot. he's even divorced

Oops! You just touched a bad texture! 1000 years of blood and anguish

“i make bad art” good. make more

no you don’t understand. i met a cat named keyboard AND a cat named mouse tonight. they are siblings. and named keyboard and mouse. if you even care

When you preheat the pan and then put something cold on it and it goes schhhshhshshssssssffsssxxfffff. Reblog if you agree!!!

primadonna worm.... yeah... all i ever wanted was the dirt