Why Isn't Anyone Laughing?

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

you only get this achievement if you were here and posting the entire time

Twitter soft banning porn into Tumblr basically unbanning porn as long as you tag it fucking UNREAL

NO ONE tell Twitter I don't want Twitter refugees ruining Tumblr

(。・ω・。) hai!!!! twitter userz are you coming back uwu? *glomps you* nya (*/ω＼*) hooray!!! you can read my super smexy destiel yaoi fic!!!!! >.< Rawr!! haha sorry, I'm random ヾ(•ω•`)o I'm an SJW btw and suuuuuuper proud of it, and I'll cancel u if you don't like my smexy yaois douj--*cutting to look offscreen* god that's not actually a threat is it? peak SJW discourse doesnt actually come close to Twitter toxicity this won't even faze them. Should I--can we change the script? No? just keep--okay keep filming? okay I--nyaaaa!!! >.< Hetalia is Da Best if you don't think Italy is the kawaiiest then--*cutting offscreen again* I can't. It won't work. This won't keep them out.

Plz Jeff, change your url

me at 93 in a hospital bed surrounded by my friends and family holding my daughter’s hand: IM DYING LMAO

Your grandson says “die” in a perfect imitation of cdi gannon’s voice and you pass away quietly.