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so now that i have played both jill and chrisâs playthroughs in re1r for myself i noticed a lot of small details that i missed before. and my brain has officially thought up some fun ideas (disclaimer i am going by exclusively what we see in the game and i'm not taking much outside information into account here)
like. i was always curious how chris ended up getting captured in jillâs playthrough. there's like no explanation at all and it feels kinda shoved in. in comparison to chrisâs where jill getting captured makes more sense because she and wesker were alone together at the start
BUT another thing i kinda found interesting. in chrisâs playthrough when you find jill in the cell, jill brings up wesker immediately.
âchris?â âjill!â âchris, weskerâs theââ âi know.â
i also find it kinda funny how he interrupts her immediately LOL but that's not the point (actually if weâre going into headcanon territory here i like to view that line as chris still lwk being in denial and not wanting to hear any of it)
but for some reason in jillâs playthrough when you find chris in the cell. chris talks Way more than jill does and yet does nawt mention wesker or how he even got in that cell
âjill?â âchris! youâre alive!â âcourse iâm alive.â âjill, thereâs something big going down, and i don't think weâre part of the equation.â
itâs weirdly vague. wdym there's something big going down. why are you in a cell. how do you even know this information.
and ngl. i think i had a eureka moment. iâve always thought that wesker wanted chris to join him so i was likeee. đ€đ€ what if they came across each other and wesker tried to get chris to join him but he said no đ€đ€so wesker locked him away đ€đ€and chris still has a bit of a subconscious loyalty to wesker so he's like đ€đ€not gonna be the one to say wesker is behind it đ€đ€if he doesn't have to đ€đ€
this isnt as much of a theory/analysis as it is just. a headcanon loosely based on what happens in canon but like. idk i thought it was an interesting concept and a way to explain the unexplained yaknowâŠ
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hey guys . its me again. i have just finished replaying re1 and i have some more thoughts about random information
i like how despite the fact both chris and jill say the same thing when examining wesker's body it just feels Different
"what a pathetic way to die..." can be taken as either pitying or mocking depending on how u view it. and i think in chris's case it is pity and in jill's shes mocking him
esp because of how they react to weskers "death". like when wesker is impaled in chris's playthrough he calls wesker's name and runs forward like he wants to try and save him. meanwhile if the same thing happens in jill's playthrough she just stands there
i've seen people say this is because chris is more emotional and jill is more pragmatic but i think its sorta deeper than that. jill is pragmatic yes but that doesn't mean she's emotionless.
i think just based on context clues and their interactions in the game itself that chris and wesker were much closer than jill and wesker were. the way wesker is the one to often help chris in his playthrough meanwhile he barely appears in jill's playthrough just adds to that
but anyway i've talked enough about that in a separate post so i don't wanna go on another tangent. but yeah. my point is i find it really interesting how depending on which character you play as you kind of get a bit of a different view of wesker as a character.
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i find it interesting how often chris and wesker are referred to as being intertwined with eachother or just. put together and spoken as if theyâre their own thing if that makes sense
LIKE. lets not even start with âit appears our fates are forever intertwinedâ or whatever no actually lets start with that. WHAT? WHY DID HE SAY THAT??? like that sounds weirdly romantic no matter How you take it. and bro sounds lwk fond when he says it too like ok i guess hes not mad about it
AND THEN. in chrisâs file in re5. thereâs ANOTHER instance of this but just worded differently.
âand [chris] was forced to face the man whose destiny appeared to be intertwined with his own.â WHAT!!!!!!! DESTINY APPEARED TO BE INTERTWINED WITH HIS OWN?!?! WHAAAAT!!!
lets not even start with it in the italian translation. in italian its EVEN FUCKING WORSEEEE BRO.
"and was forced to confront the man whose destiny appeared even more intertwined with his than ever before" rough translation but. EVEN MORE??? THAN EVER BEFORE?!?! WHAAAT!! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!
in the "chris and wesker" file in re6. the japanese line goes like "Chris confronted Wesker as he plotted a global bioterror attack in Africa, where Wesker became a B.O.W. and was defeated after a battle to the death. Thus, their relationship spanning over a decade was put to an end."
but it was translated to "In 2009, Chris found himself in Africa as he attempted to stop Albert from murdering a majority of the planet's population. During their battle, Albert mutated himself into a B.O.W., but he was killed thanks to Chris and his partner, Sheva Alomar. Thankfully, Albert's plans of global genocide were never realized." in the english version
the jp line is so much more.... Woah... their relationship spanning over a decade.... it puts specific focus on their relationship and doesnt even MENTION sheva weirdly enough
tbh theres probably more examples of this but i cant think of any off the top of my head so im gonna stop here but this is still crazy work
lets talk about how weskerâs finger was not on the trigger during that one cutscene in re5 because it Haunts me.Â
you could say âtrigger disciplineâ but thats a stupid argument and you know it. why would he not be actively ready to shoot chris?? well whether it was subconscious or not its cause he didnt WANT to shoot chris in that scene. plain and simple. if he wanted to he wouldâve at LEAST had his FINGER ON THE FUCKING TRIGGERRRR!!!!!
i think at his core he wanted chris to understand him. he wanted chris to have a âchange of heartâ and join him. i think wesker truly believed that chris was good enough for this ânew worldâ of his. esp the line where heâs like âWHY CANâT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!â idk if youâd say that to someone if you really dgaf if they understand or not and just want them dead. but hey. thats just my opinion.Â
also a bit of a throwback to the line from re1 where wesker goes âyouâll never understand, chrisâ. he says that and then raves on about his science project like he Wants chris to understand and i think thats the same in re5 but hes more blatant about it.
i think for wesker its part ego and part genuinely wanting chris to join and understand him. its like âWell if you wont join me then iâll show you what greatness youâre missing out onâ yaknow. i feel like thats why he always seemed to willing to explain himself in both re1 and re5.
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the difference in the way enrico reacts to chris appearing vs jill appearing is very?? big??
when chris appears enrico is like. Dont come any closer!!!! Double CrosserâŠâŠâŠ.. and points a fucking gun at him. like enrico thinks CHRIS is the traitor or involved somehow.
but with jill he just tells her to stay back. and then calmly asks if shes with anyone. before explaining that theres a traitor.
(i also like how wesker shoots enrico right as he is pointing the gun at chris but then on jillâs run wesker only shoots enrico after he begins to fully explain the traitor thing. like bro hesitates a bit with jill but as Soon as enrico points a gun at chris that mf is shooting đđWhich could mean nothing(it def could mean nothing i just like digging into things))
ngl my first thought is that since chris and wesker were (seemingly. based on quite a lot of other evidence) closer with each other than jill and wesker were that enrico thought chris might be in on it. if you take it this way it has a lot of implicationâŠ.
i posted about this on tiktok but i thought it was interesting enough for a mini tumblr rant because i love tumblr rantingâŠ
the difference between the way wesker treats jill vs chris in re1 is really interesting to me.
to start it off, my brain immediately goes to the second time you meet him and the fact that wesker smiles when chris appears and does Not smile when jill appears ⊠a small detail but i always thought it was pretty cute tbh. and interesting if you overthink things like i do
also the way he talks to them in these scenes just feel really different?? i guess digging into how lines are said probably isnt the most Concrete evidence for anything but what is the point of existing if you cant dig into things. voice acting exists for a reason
like. âchris⊠(pause) youâre aliveâ vs âjill. so youâre safe.â ??????????????? listen to the way he says the line to jill and its so weirdly blunt đ he sounds relieved when he talks to chris (whether that is a front or not. You decide.) but when talking to jill he lwk sounds disappointed. or just like. really dry. like he doesn't care at all and doesnât bother to hide it
and then just bringing up the og re1 because. yeah. iâve gotta. despite the bad voice acting. he sounds happy to see chris and then sounds genuinely Disgusted to see jill itâs actual comedy LMFAAOOO⊠and even if we say its a front. that shows that he cares about what chris thinks of him in comparison to what jill thinks of him. For Some ReasonâŠ.
the third meeting just straight up doesnât exist in jillâs playthrough which makes sense. i just wanna briefly mention it because it Is an extra mini cutscene that chris has revolving wesker.
alright. the betrayal scene. there is genuinely so much to talk about here that i am baffled. i donât know where to start tbh
with jillâs solo cutscene, when she enters the room, wesker doesnt even comment on her specifically. he just shit talks barry. when chris enters the room bro has the irresistible urge to say that chris makes him proud no matter if hes solo or not like okay
wesker was genuinely about to shoot jill before barry shot him. and then lets compare that to ⊠wesker showing off his science project ??
something i noticed. âi donât think you want to die just yet, i have something thats of some interest to youâ said to chris is kind of an interesting line to me. like yes iâm probably digging too deep but hear me out. the way itâs said kinda makes me think wesker had expected chris to see the tyrant and be like⊠Damn⊠Holy shit⊠You were right wesker this is Amazing⊠or at least understand his point of view. but Obviously. chris did not.
i really do think that wesker wanted chris to join him. we donât know much about their relationship pre-re1, but we do know that chris typically didnât have a good relationship with authority figures, and yet he seems to be on pretty good terms with wesker. what made wesker different ??Â
the scene where wesker âdiesâ, chris instinctively runs forward and calls his name before stopping himself. wesker literally killed all of chrisâs friends, betrayed STARS, and just shot rebecca point blank in front of him. and yet chris runs forward as if he wanted to save him.Â
yeah you can call that instinct or whatever but if that were me iâd be CHEEEERINGGGGG like are you fr?? shooting rebecca should mean instant death for anyone. okay nah fr though. itâs somewhat heartbreaking that chris still showed visible concern for wesker despite everything that had happened between them. it makes me think that they were previously close in some way.
also. jill does NOT run towards wesker or even say his name in surprise as he gets impaled. she just stands there. which. yeah. completely valid of her to do that. but like it shows that she did not gaf about wesker after what he did in comparison to chris.Â
the fact that wesker only helps chris is interesting too. yes theres gameplay reasons. chris doesnt have barry. jill has barry. but also we arent analyzing the gameplay now are we. theres obvious lore implications to the fact they chose wesker to be the one helping instead of rebecca. yes rebecca doesnt share the exact same role as barry but you get what i mean??
like. imagine wesker taking his time to fix the fucking doorknob are you kidding?? hello?? literally why did he do that. he couldâve just left the bullets but no. âi also fixed the doorknob đâ WHY DID YOU DO THAT ???? ill be so fr the fact that he leaves bullets can be more easily passed off. he wants chris to be able to fight back and show off his strengths yaknow. but FIXING THE DOORKNOB??? yeah okay. let me make this more convenient for you for no reason at all.Â
i genuinely cant think of a reason heâd do that other than him just genuinely wanting to make it nicer for chris. if he hadnât done it chris wouldnât have even thought about the idea of wesker fixing the doorknob so its not like chris wouldâve been like??? aghhh i cant believe he didnt fix the DOORKNOB like no. wesker just wanted to be nice. and fym wesker wanted to be nice???
i wanna also bring up re5 and its correlation to some of this but. BUT. i think i should make that its own post. so i think im gonna leave it here.
tldr: wesker is a homosexual
I genuinely believe that Wesker wanted Chris to survive and even hoped he would understand him. Also I know we are talking about re1 here but I can't stop thinking about how in umbrella chronicles Wesker always refers to them as "Chris and a few others" like why is Chris getting special treatment, do you have something to explain Wesker?
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the difference between the way wesker treats jill vs chris in re1 is really interesting to me.
to start it off, my brain immediately goes to the second time you meet him and the fact that wesker smiles when chris appears and does Not smile when jill appears ⊠a small detail but i always thought it was pretty cute tbh. and interesting if you overthink things like i do
also the way he talks to them in these scenes just feel really different?? i guess digging into how lines are said probably isnt the most Concrete evidence for anything but what is the point of existing if you cant dig into things. voice acting exists for a reason
like. âchris⊠(pause) youâre aliveâ vs âjill. so youâre safe.â ??????????????? listen to the way he says the line to jill and its so weirdly blunt đ he sounds relieved when he talks to chris (whether that is a front or not. You decide.) but when talking to jill he lwk sounds disappointed. or just like. really dry. like he doesn't care at all and doesnât bother to hide it
and then just bringing up the og re1 because. yeah. iâve gotta. despite the bad voice acting. he sounds happy to see chris and then sounds genuinely Disgusted to see jill itâs actual comedy LMFAAOOO⊠and even if we say its a front. that shows that he cares about what chris thinks of him in comparison to what jill thinks of him. For Some ReasonâŠ.
the third meeting just straight up doesnât exist in jillâs playthrough which makes sense. i just wanna briefly mention it because it Is an extra mini cutscene that chris has revolving wesker.
alright. the betrayal scene. there is genuinely so much to talk about here that i am baffled. i donât know where to start tbh
with jillâs solo cutscene, when she enters the room, wesker doesnt even comment on her specifically. he just shit talks barry. when chris enters the room bro has the irresistible urge to say that chris makes him proud no matter if hes solo or not like okay
wesker was genuinely about to shoot jill before barry shot him. and then lets compare that to ⊠wesker showing off his science project ??
something i noticed. âi donât think you want to die just yet, i have something thats of some interest to youâ said to chris is kind of an interesting line to me. like yes iâm probably digging too deep but hear me out. the way itâs said kinda makes me think wesker had expected chris to see the tyrant and be like⊠Damn⊠Holy shit⊠You were right wesker this is Amazing⊠or at least understand his point of view. but Obviously. chris did not.
i really do think that wesker wanted chris to join him. we donât know much about their relationship pre-re1, but we do know that chris typically didnât have a good relationship with authority figures, and yet he seems to be on pretty good terms with wesker. what made wesker different ??Â
the scene where wesker âdiesâ, chris instinctively runs forward and calls his name before stopping himself. wesker literally killed all of chrisâs friends, betrayed STARS, and just shot rebecca point blank in front of him. and yet chris runs forward as if he wanted to save him.Â
yeah you can call that instinct or whatever but if that were me iâd be CHEEEERINGGGGG like are you fr?? shooting rebecca should mean instant death for anyone. okay nah fr though. itâs somewhat heartbreaking that chris still showed visible concern for wesker despite everything that had happened between them. it makes me think that they were previously close in some way.
also. jill does NOT run towards wesker or even say his name in surprise as he gets impaled. she just stands there. which. yeah. completely valid of her to do that. but like it shows that she did not gaf about wesker after what he did in comparison to chris.Â
the fact that wesker only helps chris is interesting too. yes theres gameplay reasons. chris doesnt have barry. jill has barry. but also we arent analyzing the gameplay now are we. theres obvious lore implications to the fact they chose wesker to be the one helping instead of rebecca. yes rebecca doesnt share the exact same role as barry but you get what i mean??
like. imagine wesker taking his time to fix the fucking doorknob are you kidding?? hello?? literally why did he do that. he couldâve just left the bullets but no. âi also fixed the doorknob đâ WHY DID YOU DO THAT ???? ill be so fr the fact that he leaves bullets can be more easily passed off. he wants chris to be able to fight back and show off his strengths yaknow. but FIXING THE DOORKNOB??? yeah okay. let me make this more convenient for you for no reason at all.Â
i genuinely cant think of a reason heâd do that other than him just genuinely wanting to make it nicer for chris. if he hadnât done it chris wouldnât have even thought about the idea of wesker fixing the doorknob so its not like chris wouldâve been like??? aghhh i cant believe he didnt fix the DOORKNOB like no. wesker just wanted to be nice. and fym wesker wanted to be nice???
i wanna also bring up re5 and its correlation to some of this but. BUT. i think i should make that its own post. so i think im gonna leave it here.
tldr: wesker is a homosexual
these doodles werenât meant to go together but now itâs lwk funny cause it looks like jill is judging chris for baking wesker into a cookie
anyway. stars!!
the way i view wesker and jillâs relationship (and by extension wesker and chrisâs relationship) is really interesting to me tbh.
in an untranslated book thereâs something about how wesker was displeased that jill lost her personality while being under the p30. i think at his core heâs a very lonely person. and no matter how much he tries to âevolveâ from humanity he is still a human, therefore he feels human emotions despite trying to push them away.
like he was upset that she lost her personality because at his core he just wanted someone to understand him. not as a mindless slave but as someone who used to respect him and work with him. and ngl the fact jill literally looks like his sister in re5 makes me feel that even more. like in a metaphorical sense he wanted someone to be like him. if that makes sense.
i think a big part of why he captured jill was to get back at chris (because tbh everything he does is against chris đ đ), but also to get back at jill herself. i think he resented the fact that chris and jill were âfreeâ compared to him even if he didnât realize thatâs what he was feeling. he wanted to force jill into doing his bidding as some sort of petty revenge because he hates the fact that he canât be as free as she was. idk if any of this makes sense but itâs always been how i view his character. đ
in a chrisker lens đ€« i think he was also envious of the fact that chris and jill were so close so he wanted to get back at chris by taking something important away from him the same way chris took something important (himself) away from wesker đ€ đ€ am i cooking or is this just bullshit wait donât answer that.