shooters gotta shoot!

they'll hang me for what ive done

being a police informant is so hard my wire keeps itching

espresso is the kief of coffee if youre reading this its too late

(person who doesn't give money to homeless people because they might spend it on drugs voice) That feeling when you need a little treat to get through another day of adulting

Tbh I been torrenting pictures of mice by the dozen

r/drugs is it okay to take another two warm cookies if i already had 3 warm cookies and a glass of milk an hour ago and should i brush my teeth before or after or does it matter

i hope every single workplace in america strikes and i mean it

we're currently in such a terrible recession right now, all workers can barely afford to pay rent regardless of job. i hope we hunt down the rich for sport at this point

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death