Random shit about a random person

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

university is the best place on earth bc everyone has like 400 iq points but we’re all collectively only using 18 of them (7 on weekends but we have to share them)

Ew university students aren’t smarter than anyone ever at any point

bitch i’m fucking screaming

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

I love him

He chonk

Lmaooooo

What I wouldn’t give for a docile bear the size of a house

The gentleman and the chickadee are perfect.

wow…a homeowner…so responsible

homeowner

I love how moms just like “alright well, you seem to have this under control”

mom cat: whatr u doin to me bb mom cat: nvm carry on

I’m sobbing omfg

Kitties are solar-powered. It’s true.

look at this fucking baby

i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf

decadénce

Look at the size of this lad. What an absolute unit.

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