Blunderbusstanut

Andrew: ...?

Ashley: I know it's his birthday. I have something for him. It's fine.

Julia: What did you get him?

Ashley, applying lipstick: Well, I know exactly what he wants. Because, I read his diary.

Julia: Oh, good. So, you got him the incense he really likes?

Ashley, confusedly stops applying lipstick: Incense?

Julia: ...

Andrew, confused: You didn't call me a cunt?

Ashley: Armie Hammer, that is.

Andy, in his bed: Hmm. Yeah, me too, Leyley. But I had a lot of stuff to do around here, ya know?

Leyley: Hey, Andy?

Andy: Hm?

Leyley: You said, "Me too." That didn't follow what I said, Andy.

Andy: I thought, maybe, you'd still get what I meant... Night, Leyley.

Leyley: Me too, Andy.

Ashley: Huh? Hey, Andrew. Can I eat you?

Andrew: Huh? Sure... Wait, what!?

Ashley: Would it be better to fatten you up first? I'm not a fan of stringy cuts.

Andrew: ...What are you talking about?

Ashley, laughing: What's that? Please read that out.

Andrew: Uh, well. I mean, you can probably guess. Uh, "An action-comedy centered on an overweight woman, whose footsteps cause explosions."

Ashley: Ha!

Andrew: "And whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her". It's also set in 1940, in Germany.

Ashley, in tears of laughter: Jesus Christ!

Andrew, while Ashley is dying of laughter: there's a character called Vaj. But, it's not Blubberella. Clint Howard's in it. There's a character who's addicted to blood. I assume drinking blood. Blubberella's half Vampire.

Ashley: Okay.

Andrew: Yeah...

Ashley: There's so much in that! So many ideas...

Andrew: I'm not finished. "Blubberella loves nothing better than killing Nazis, and a substantial Turkey on Rye."

Ashley continues to die laughing.

Andy: We feel neither highs nor lows.

Douglas: Really?

Renee: What's it like?

Andrew: What are you doing?

Andrew: No, you haven't.

Ashley: Yes, I have!

Smash cut to him looking out at the street in the night, waiting for Ashley to get home.