#incorrect gravecest

Ashley: Oh, yeah. Loathe you.

Andrew: Despise you.

Ashley: I mean, truly, deeply repelled by-

Andrew, sighing: So, when I dated Julia, she wanted to role-play. And, I was like, "Alright. So, what'd... What did you have in mind? Like, a schoolgirl thing? Like, what are you thinking?"

Ashley, giggling: Uh-huh?

Andrew: And she was like, "Well... It's just kind of this fantasy that I've had for a while." And, I'm like, "Please, tell me." And she's like, "Well, do you mind being a character?" And I'm like, "Fuck it! I'll be whoever the fuck you want me to be. Who do you want me to be?" And she said, "Heath Ledger's Joker."

Ashley, cringing: Oh, God. Wait, was she serious?

Andrew: Yup! I'll tell you how it started. I walked into the room and went...

Andrew, doing a Joker impression: "Well, hello, beautiful."

Julia: Cos, I'm hoping the neighbours see her and realise it could be so much worse than what they've currently got.

Andrew: *Grabs the bottle and chugs the liquid.*

Ashley: ..?

Andrew: I'm not mean to you, you're just dumb.

Ashley: Yes, you're kinda mean to me sometimes. And you say- you say, 'Dumb, dumb, dumb! Idiot!' And, I look at myself in the mirror, and I say, 'Dumb, dumb, idiot.' You're why I'm insecure.

Andrew: Oh, yeah, no, you're fuckin' weird.

Ashley: Well, is weird cool?