I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

Can we bring back love letters?

I need someone to aggressively hug me. Like just squish me into you and hold me tight thanks.

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

I'm actually really funny once you get past how socially inept I am.

post workout chocolate milk

Pre workout chocolate milk

mid workout chocolate milk

during workout chocolate milk

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

locked in? no. i'm tucked in. goodnight

The disrespect was so loud at the end that the memories lost all value.

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

open relationship??? i will literally open fire