*zones out for an entire week*

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

Saying "ow" not because it hurts but because it seems to be the correct thing to say at the moment is such a weird human trait.

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

sitting in the sun. yes it's gonna take all day. sorry.

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

Can we bring back love letters?

I need someone to aggressively hug me. Like just squish me into you and hold me tight thanks.