Emergency Fluff and Softness Starters
âHey, come here. Itâs alright.â
âYou got me, and Iâm not so bad, right?â
âI know what you need. Hold on.â
âIâm arresting you for being criminally cute.â
âSleeping in? Hell yeah.â
âThat was my blanket! Come onâŚâ
âDonât you dare. No, no puppy face of yours is gonna workâŚâ
âI just found out I have $40 more than I thought. Weâre getting take out!â
âHave some of this. Youâll feel better.â
âEy, I got you. You know I do.â
âIâm glad youâre here. Truly.â
âThank you for being gentle.â
âYou did not just throw that pillow at me!â
âDoorâs locked, lights are off⌠snacks are here, whatâs next?â
âYour hands are cold, let me help.â
âYou really didnât need to, you know.â
âI will not be broken⌠I will not be⌠fine, you win stop with the face.â
âNo, youâre cute. End of story.â
âIâm not cute. End of story.â
âListen, we donât have to fight, we can both be adorable.â
ââŚbut I like it when youâre a soft dork.â
âCome on, get over here.â
âI will squeeze the unhappiness out of you!â