people don’t enjoy shipping anymore. the point of shipping isn’t the catharsis of watching them kiss onscreen, it’s grabbing the characters and mashing their faces together like you’re five years old playing Barbie in your room again. it’s to take one moment of eye contact in canon and read that over and over and over again with twenty different writers’ interpretations of the characters internal monologues if they were in love. it’s to see the characters interact and cheer because you know that’s another moment to add to your list of canon compliant fic ideas. you’re stressing yourself out, this is supposed to be fun!

“Fucking idiots” I mutter to myself while reading (for the millionth time) about two dumbasses clearly in love with each other CONVINCED that their feelings are one sided

Glinda and Fiyero both find the only girl with a brain cell available in a country mile and latch onto her like lamprey eels

Ah, the age old question: Are Galinda and Fiyero wildly attracted to Elphaba’s intelligence or is Elphaba attracted to Galinda and Fiyero’s elevator music brains? (Or both at the same time?)

hotch smiling gotta be one of my favorite things ever