Agressivley Okay

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

i’m really glad that just about every person who has reblogged this picked up on the gay subtext thank you

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

Dragon Balls are always a reblog for me

Just cause I love dragon ball

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

Oh my god

how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf

this is adorable tho

I don’t see it

kit look at the window 

i’m gonna try this

Worth a shot

oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???

brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date

my firstborn child has been stolen

your wife taking care of your child is not “stealing”

If you reblog this by May 10th, I will create a mermaid design for you based on your blog!

Regular person: I’m mad at you me, an idiot: it’s fine. Everything is fine. But I swear. I swear to god. Cross me again and I will cry

i wanna be hugged for like, a week straight

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

HEY LET FISH GO

You okay now buddy?