“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

[screams]

They should invent a type of flirting where I can tell when it’s happening

It’s actually not fair that you’re over there and I’m all the way over here

yes it’s normal my heart rate is this high. i have. a condition. the condition being Prey Animal

hi do you wanna come take a nap with me as friends with sexual tension?

dont take bird noises for granted

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone

don't be so hard on yourself girl your titties are amazing

do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row

a boy's tummy is a great place to leave kisses. try it!

if you don't kiss tummy you are. wrong

(Making small talk) yeah I’ve been having some new and intriguing stomach issues lately