Spilled

beat the shit out of each other in an empty parking lot at 2 am (in a sexual way)

play any car racing game for 8hrs straight, eat instant noodles and fall asleep tangled on a couch together

become a priest and fuck his throat in a confessional

go swimming at midnight, try to drown each other - great for bonding if you end up saving his life (learn first aid beforehand)

run away together, become cowboys

sneak into a medieval castle and fight for dominance with big ass swords (the winner gets to fuck the loser with his sword) (the actual, metal, covered in warm blood sword)

palming ur partner while they pee on ur lap is also so amazing. "oh my god, you really couldnt hold it? and youre going so hard, too... this is all just coming out naturally? no forcing?" as they rub their hand across ur crotch. they can probably feel and hear the hissing from how bad u had to go.

it’s soooo fucking hot when you give the sides of their neck a lil squeeze. it’s sexy as hell when you DO NOT PRESS DOWN ON THEIR WINDPIPE. fucking hot as shit when you DO NOT EVER PRESS DOWN ON THEIR WINDPIPE. god, fuck yes, keep massaging & squeezing the sides of their neck without completely cutting off their air supply… oh my god, please don’t stop tuning into your partner’s reactions & using your pre-established check in system to make sure they can still breathe & answer you, i’m so fucking close holy shit 😩

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

i love the feel of his cunt against my shaft, the wetness smearing along my length as we rock. i love the way he gasps when i notch my t-dick just under his hood, the little jump of his hips as he chases the sensation. i love the rhythm we find, our bodies speaking a language only we know.

i love the way his thighs clench around mine, trapping us together. i love the wetness, the mess, the way his slick makes my whole groin shine. i love looking down and seeing the glisten of us both, the way his t-dick peeks out as I press the tip against his.

i love the burning pressure low in my gut as we rut, the way his moans get higher and breathier. i love when he wraps his hand around both of us, guiding the friction, his palm sliding over our heads. i love the broken sound of his voice when he says ‚fuck, yes, that’s so good.‘

i love the moment we both tip over. i love his shudder, the way his eyes roll back, the pulse of his cunt against my cock as he rides out the aftershocks. i love the way we stay tangled, still grinding through the mess, not ready to stop.