damn

have people in horror movies never seen a horror movie

me *surrounded by a pack of wolves that are about to eat me*: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands , i cant pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha !!!! i love you all

I only need to be told im beautiful and loved 1500 times a day I think thats reasonable

do u ever finish an episode of a tv show online and think “man that wouldve been a bad cliffhanger to wait a week for!” as you click the next episode

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

I’m rewatching the office all over again in an attempt to convince myself not to settle for anything less than a Jim.

majestic

“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday.