i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ādaddyā and makes contestants wear spreader bars
Iām sorry what
you heard me
#I CANāT BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW
@genericrevenge
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companionās pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket.Ā It wasnāt obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasnāt wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.Ā
If this guy isnātĀ a Dom, Iāll eat that spreader bar.
This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.
Every time this post comes around it has another plot twist
The first time I saw this post, I had just finished telling my husband that Alton overuses the word ālubeā on Good Eats when heās referring to oiling up a pan. Alton knows exactly what heās doing.



















