the reaper sat on my shoulder & told me about you.

If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when you walk by and your cat latches onto your ankle and mauls you reblog if you understand

I use the snapchat camera to take selfies…the iPhone camera captures the real me…a me I don’t want to see…

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

thank you for this

I need the equation you used for this

I hate this website

This could be a SAT question

LMAOOO

LMAOOOOO it got better

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

Yesssss

It just keeps getting better 😂

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Wait this made me laugh

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

Oh god 😂😂😂

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

^^^ really tho lol

Omg

Now i can reblog it

LMAOO

Even better …. Keep adding on

lmao omg

today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it like how do you lose an entire melon

CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM

#SO IS THIS WHY MY CATS ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE IT’S RAINING #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE OTHER DOOR AND ASK TO BE LET OUT AGAIN? 

why is everyone screaming

FOR AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, I ADVISE YOU TO LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG. 

do urself a solid 2k16: this year should be full of doing favors for ur future self. if ur super tired but u still have homework, outline what u have to do so u can finish it faster in the morning instead of leaving urself with a blank page and more stress. figure out what u wanna wear tomorrow the night before so u have more time in the morning to do others stuff. if u see a snack u like get it and save it so u can have it later when u forgot u even bought it. the best moments are the ones where ur like ¨damn i really came thru for myself.¨ be ur future self’s best fren