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BRING BACK HYPOTHETICAL NONSENSE IN CONVERSATIONS! CHAT ABOUT THE STUFF THAT DOESN'T EXIST!

#note to self #loved that podcast too btw #but i mean in general #i love discussing hypothetical nonsense #bring that back!!#missing my fun talking-all-hypothetical self

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birdsareblooming

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

birdsareblooming

holy shit is that kate bush

remember: if you're anything like me and you count your steps in sets of four, you could be entirely wrong by assuming one leg is for even steps and the other one is for odd. it's entirely possible that when you were a child you started with the other leg.

so when you step even, it could be odd, but if you step odd... well you might just be even this time!

#even numbers rock #2468 i appreciate #even steven and odd todd #you never know #like. at all.#and that's both beautiful and scary

this uk heatwave is so strong i feel like it'd be in my best interest to sit in a pond all night instead of my bed

#my whole body is damp #i need cold water not sleep #i love this planet so much but it's getting scary

mildmayfoxe

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

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not enough people talk about how beautiful the bear is. the colour grading... the plot... the design... it's like watching 15 sea creatures swim under clear water

#the bear #this is honestly the best show i have ever seen #it's stunning

out of all the things to feel fear towards, why do i flinch when i find out my potatoes have sprouted limbs...

#why the hell are the taters veiny #it's so freaky #the potato arms grow faster than light i swear #the potatoes are collaborating #coming together to form a plot #“how can we best torment her”#“she forgot us so we should make her pay when she eventually finds us”#NO PLEAZS #WHY THEY GOTTA ACT UNRULY

i need to know if there is 1) a ghost in my house and 2) if it has been sneaking visions etc into my brain while i sleep. also, has it been moving my shoes while i'm out...?

if there is a ghost, i'm not even mad bc they're lovely so far, but pls stop speaking to me thru my dreams like this.

i don't like playing with the idea of death so much (that dream where even my grandparents have jobs before me was stressful as hell. came back just to rub their employment in my face...) unless i can turn it into a movie. but right now i'm not up for that.

so ghost, pls gimme a couple weeks x

#we can be friends but pls don't mess with me when i got a headache #youve probably seen by now that i do everything but take paracetamol for my headaches #and i'm glad you haven't judged me #but solving this mystery (your existence to me right now) isn't helping #if this isn't a ghost i will be going on routine runs to shape up my mind bc it's clearly messed up #unemployed #so so unemployed

cognitohazardous

fire was invented by the grain industry

memorycycle

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

memorycycle

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

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my walls are learning about my new obsession with beef (the show) season two...

i need everyone in my life to watch it before i go crazy

#BEEF #what a SHOW #it grows on you #i didn't like it at first but NOW?#whoa... what a show.

started speaking to my plant and imagining its spirit nodding along...

IT WILL SURVIVE. I WILL TAKE CARE OF HER.

#gardening #i need to name her soon #she's so beautiful #her leaves are wavy and she's got lots of colour

when i feel that my personality is dry and stiff, i know i'll be okay because music is my loob.

considering getting a tshirt that spreads this message in a cool font

#stream limbo by namasenda #you gotta love electronic disco or whatever this is #plus the sound of birds chirping #yeah that's it #heavenly #namasenda #pc music

dogpuppy

obsessed with saying "i'm gonna get to the end of this" when talking about a show i'm watching

i am literally gonna SOLVE IT. i'm gonna be so TUNED IN so i can UNDERSTAND what is GOING ON and i'm gonna do it all for the JOY it gives me

#unpaid detective work #feeling mysterious and clever #excited for the next episode

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i truly think i'm gonna beat this phone addiction by thinking of my phone as an equippable extra.

it feels so much better to say that "i'm equipping this for super special purposes and only when i need it!" than to treat it like an actual extension of my hand.

by default this also would leave me with more space to catch rain in my hands, pet my favourite animals, and to hold hands with all my friends.

#when my phone goes in my pocket it doesn't exist anymore #i'm bringing video game science into my daily life #it's equippable only when the journey calls for it #this means i need a physical nonogram book tho...#hm

i think its so amazing that michael cera was able to get a job after the lemonade stand especially after threatening that duck... keep dreaming big and you can get there i promise

#i hope he still makes lemonade on the side #hopecore #a beautiful story

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