field trip to stark industries fic but it’s post-NWH and it’s peter community college class and peter’s first time back in the building after being forgotten.
and the building makes it very clear that AIs were immune to the spell.
bonus points if it’s an au where tony survived, and he’s very curious why his tech is reacting so strangely to this random kid
Oh my god, someone please gib me this. I never knew I needed this.
FRIDAY: “Hello again, Peter.”
Tony: “FRIDAY, have you been socializing with young geniuses behind my back?…You’re job hunting, is that it?”
FRIDAY: “Trust me, boss. He can’t afford me.”
Peter: “It’s true. It’s extremely, extremely true…
-WAIT.
What if after Friday realized that Tony doesn’t remember Peter, she kept bringing him up to see if he will remember him, then just to keep him in Tony’s life…?
“…Boss, that Peter Parker seemed like a good fit for your internship program. Why not consider him?”
“That internship’s for high school students.”
“You have one for college students as well.”
“That’s pretty tough to get into. You really think that kid could handle it?”
“I don’t think ‘tough’ would ever be a problem for him, boss…”
NO BECAUSE THIS IS SUCH A CUTE IDEA
Imagine Tony, newly retired, feeling his age more because of his AI child bullying him into hiring a broke college student than due to post-snap recovery.
Long-suffering Bot Dad Tony dealing with FRIDAY who keeps sending him files on Peter's genius abilities at 2:23 in the goddamn morning, to the the point where a horrible feeling creeps into his gut...
Tony, horrified: FRI, be honest with me...is this...have you got a crush? Is that what this is?
FRIDAY, doubly horrified, trying to bleach her memory drives, realizes there's only one (1) photo of Peter Parker left in her drives, in a bunch of data she recovered from JARVIS' old drives in The VISION (insert hand-wavy science tag); the one at the stark expo where he's wearing an Iron-man helmet and repulsor gloves...
And that's where Tony rabbit holes into solving the Peter Parker mystery, by first, trying to, most unsuccessfully, hire him as his intern...
BUT WAIT
If bots aren't affected then that means DUM-E, U, BUTTERFINGERS too remember Peter!
So a bamboozled Tony is left scrambling to figure out why ALL his bots react so weirdly to one Peter Parker, and furthermore why said Peter reacts so weirdly to him



















