A Cool Bean

i do love how Lestat is like "I NEVER had a fuckass bob! NEVER!"

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

going to start saying "it's ok i have the blood of akasha in me" when faced with any kind of problem at all

the difference between interviewing louis and lestat is that louis has spent the past decades ruminating in depressed silence and it’s going to be very hard to say something he hasn’t already thought to himself. daniel can say “have you thought about how your kid’s death was your fault” and louis will be like “extensively.” meanwhile lestat has been living in such avoidance loops that you ask him if he’d stuttered as a child he won’t answer because he needs to have a party drug orgy about it 

Armand if you don’t go and get your fledgling right now. He misses you so much he’s venting to your ex-husband about it. It’s getting embarrassing. Go pick him up.

GAGGED

The minute Raglan started trying to convince Louis to wipe out the Detroit coven I was like oh. Oh. He's going to use the fact that Bruce leads the coven to rope Louis into getting rid of them for the Talamasca OH IM GONNA BE SICKKKK

daniel confiding in louis about his failed relationship with his daughter and louis talking about how he still sees claudia in everything. my danlou besties forever relating to each other how they failed as fathers