I'm Bored

Dammit i knew it

These goddamn "heartfelt" stay at home commercials from big brands that act like it's been years genuinely make my skin crawl.

Upon 2 seconds of reflection I have come to understand that feeling is bloodlust.

simply hearing the line “in these uncertain times” awakens a deep and intense desire to go completely feral

I literally just saw the video and she was really about to whoop ass ON SIGHT no hesitation.

her body guard is here for YOUR protection

this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

also your doofus murder-floofs will live much longer and healthier lives indoors as well. 

This is the best summary of the corporate deflection of blame for environmental destruction onto the consumer to save face I’ve ever seen

Who made this goddess? I love her! The eyes,nose,lips and that haiiirr

anyone know the artist?

You never see classical inspired sculptures with POC.. So this is really something to me. Absolutely beautiful.

1 am. im throwing rocks against gods window. she opens. I tell her “you fucked up with vampires. they should be real.” she politely reinverts every atom in my body, thusly undefining me and beginning anew with a fresh physical form. im a hamster now. my opinion does not change.

I just now noticed thar your icon isn’t a parakette. I am upset.

how? how does it look like a parakeet?

that makes sense. im so mad that im gonna flap my little wings and go commit war crimes

ahhhh, I’m happy this one came back.