Future Writer

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

2021 is the year I finally get my shit together

2022 is the year I finally get my shit together

2023 is the year I finally get my shit together

op is more dedicated to update this post than op is in getting shit done and it shows

realizing I could technically say “yeah my mother wanted a girl so she dressed me like a little girl” to explain my childhood photos and it would technically be correct and win me much more sympathy than just saying I’m trans

“you’re right it IS weird to force children to live as a gender they know they are not”

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept. 

Let’s help him out. Likes charge, reblogs cast

it always always makes me laugh to swap definite and indefinite articles

Ugh it's so hot today, I'm sweating like the pig

W-woah there! You scared a bejesus out of me!

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

Absolutely fucking dying over the name of this painting. We've had cats figured out since day fucking one

Lichenthropy. It's where I enter into a mutualistic relationship with mycelium and cyanobacteria and spread myself out on rocks and branches once every full moon.

jesse. jesse, making meth is not giving enough money as it used to, so we need to immerse in the booktok market. help me write my new novel that’s a modern retelling of the hades and persephone myth focused on two young scientists in the chemistry field where-

Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

By Talos, this can't be happening