ur mom

This is how I felt applying for a job before my friend told me she was the one who was going to answer 😮‍💨

finals coming up. feeling distraught. next chapter of oathbreaker save meeeee😭😭😭

Hah imagine 😭😭😭

Black spotted tabby

On god

THEY EVEN HAVE THE SAME DROOPY EYE 🤯

Me

happy big papa huge time thursday to all who celebrate!

Love that’s she’s a woman you go queen

Are you okay?

Take a wild guess

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart as is gonna ruin your life

Omg legend

It was a Roman karate chop don’t worry

Just barely escaped being in the toe lasagna 😮‍💨

for now 😁

😧

Just barely escaped being in the toe lasagna 😮‍💨