the night belongs to you

i want to get married for 500 years and eat 9 thousand mangoes

“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

In my businesses class my professor told us that the bus counts as reliable transportation. You do not legally have to say “I take the bus” just say “yes I do have reliable transportation” and leave it at that. Do not over share. DO NOT OVER SHARE. The second question just say no. If your kids are sick call out as if you are sick. I don’t have kids but I myself can get sick and that doesn’t hinder my ability to succeed so kids getting sick shouldn’t hinder you. When I call out I give as little info as possible. No one needs to know why you call out. They can’t ask about your “illness” because it violates HIPAA if they do. So as long as you don’t offer more info than you need to you should be okay.

you should make it a habit to lie exactly like this to anyone in authority btw

It’s literally not lieing

treat talking to hiring managers and law enforcement (the second of which you shouldn’t be talking to get a lawyer) like you’re talking to the fae, and that if you don’t twist your words right they’ll fuck u over.

a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

RUFKA IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF😭😭😭😭