Anxious

Hey op this had a tremendous positive effect on my anxiety are there more?

This made me smile

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

Honestly? Grinding with clothes on is one of my biggest turn-ons. The desperation, feeling wanted, like god if only my clothes weren’t here. Feeling his bulge. Hole shit I cant.

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

Gotta make sure they work

channel your inner crab

u all ever want that slow kissing, cooking her favorite foods, listening to her talk about her day, giving her a massage, sensual yet supportive and communicative kinda love

when i was a baby i thought big words and oxford commas and kcup coffee machines make u smart. you know what makes you smart? loving ur friends.

If god wanted us to be heterosexual, he wouldn’t have made boys… like that.

This is a post for both MLM and WLW.

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto