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christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

Happy Christmas Adam

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The ones that low key fuck with omelas

the ones who are ethically fine with omelas

being in college is either "wow this is great this is so much better than high school I love it here" or "I need to jump off of the roof of bleepus hall right fucking now"

cosplay doesn't have to be for conventions. nobody can stop you from going to the supermarket as dave strider.

Hey good news. Good news. We hemmed and hawed so long about the situation with the Omelas hole that the kid in the Omelas hole is now the Adult in the Omelas hole. Still suffering exactly as much, but they've lost the charisma bump that a kid gets just from being a kid so the sense of moral urgency is pretty, you know, I mean it's still bad, but like, whatever, you know. It's some middle aged guy having a real bad day, alright, that's not that exceptional. Get over it buddy

Love it when an FAQ page gives up all pretense that these are questions any human person has ever actually asked and just goes full Socratic dialogue.

#forget 'making up a guy and getting mad at him' it's time for 'making up a guy and explaining things to him in detail' (@corvuscorona)

adjusting for inflation macklemore would have to bring like $27 to the thrift shop today to get all that shit he got in 2012

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august