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i'm bisexual and aromantic so you'd think i'm just always out fucking bitches all the time because bisexuals and aromantics who aren't asexual individually get called whores all the time. but this is not true. because you see. i have absolutely zero game. so i just sit on my little computer all day instead #mycomputer

there actually is nothing better on this earth than a really big tree. except for maybe making two men making out with tongue. but it’s pritty close ..

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

Poly! Friendly! Mindset!!!

i think my pussy is gonna fall off from lack of action

shhhhh not right now, i’m fantasizing about financial stability

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible