its !!! blooming !! panic !!!

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"Gahhhh... morning..."

"Ha ha ha. Good morning. Barely."

"Why is the sun so fucking bright at 11?"

"This is why you should wake up earlier. Much darker then."

"Imagine. What's this?"

"Don't tell me you forgot again..."

"Forgot?? What??"

"Oh my god did I forget an anniversary or something??"

"I am so sorry honey--"

"Happy Birthday, dummy!!"

"....OHHHHHHH."

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"This is your gift!"

"N-no way! How did you know I was eyeing this?"

"I had a little help from a friend."

"That fucker. Giving away all my secrets."

"Thank you, sweetie. This is incredible."

"You're welcome!! Now put on this party hat."

"Ha ha. Sure thing."

"Aaaand.... there!"

"You're so cute when you do things like this."

"What?? It's part of the fun!"

"I know. It is."

"Ready for a picture?"

"Are you gonna be in it with me?"

"Yeah, but I want one of just you too."

"Okay, okay-- wait, that smell--?"

"Mhmm. Breakfast. Your favorite."

"You're really..."

"Picture!!"

"I love you so much."

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“What did you say?”

“A bit pathetic.”

“Pathetic. Me.”

“Couldn’t get all your work done in, I don’t know, 9 hours?”

“H-hey!”

“Is the job that hard?”

“You’re working late too, Felix! We’re both working late!”

“Well, I have a better excuse than you.”

“And what would that be?”

“Some employee across from me was quite the distraction today.”

“Ha. So funny. I was keeping to myself.”

“You’re so unaware.”

“Unaware of what?”

“Do you have any idea of what you look like in that outfit?”

“What I — hey -!”

“Shhh. Cameras.”

“Last time we -!”

“I know, I know. I’ll be careful, idiot.”

“Dumbass.”

“Is this alright? Can we-?”

“Ngh — yes, of course. Keep going.”

“Keep going…?”

“Fuck you. I’m not saying it.”