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I know several trans men who can piss standing up without meta or phallo. I've seen it for myself quite a few times now actually.

Step 2: feet shoulder width apart (if at toilet have shins/knees touching or right in front of bowl) with pants down far enough to allow that (down to knees for me)

Step 3: hook fingers on either side of tdick and pull back to the sides

Step 4: jut hips out forward a bit but not too far, kinda aim urethra with your fingers (hard to explain sry)

Step 5: piss. Adjust aim if necessary.

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

crane knight looking over owl knight's renovation ideas. (attack on @carpetcat2) i think it's fun to imagine them interacting. owl knight works in an abandoned theatre in the swamp, which i know would make crane knight nervous. they both highly value art, so i can imagine crane working with owl if he had deep enough pockets.

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I know I’m yelling into the void with this one but I would absolutely love if in Gameoverse The Baz shows up if only for a reference.

For anyone who doesn’t know this is The Baz. He’s a Video Game character with no game of his own and many Indie Games usually insert him into their games as a joke

One is from a classic game called Divekick but more of you probably recognize him from Shovel Knight. His Meta backstory is that he was rejected from being in a potential Street Fighter game and so he decided to travel the gaming universe to find a world he can belong in. This is legitimately what happened by the way. He was a rejected character design and some guys from a classic Gaming Channel Super Best Friends discovered him, liked him and so adopted him. They started requesting him to be in games they kickstarted and eventually they didn’t even need to kickstart him into games because devs started doing it themselves.

His name was Zubaz on account of that being on his shirt but due to legal problems people shortened it to The Baz. He fights with a wipe and calls upon lightning for his attacks. He would have aura if he wasn’t a pathetic loser. His story mode in Divekick ends with him being kicked out of the game because he keeps cheating. The point of the game is to Divekick but when he does it lightning trails behind him and thats what gets people. He just runs off crying as the story ends.

This is a common theme with him. He plays at being this big tough and scary guy but the moment he fails, yet again, the lightning summoning aura farming beast of a man runs away with tears in his eyes because he failed yet again. He’s lovingly called the Video Game Hobo because he has no home and travels from place to place trying to find somewhere to live.