❁ hi im bloom ❁

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

🗡 Your right leg took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is in critical condition...eat a 🍎 Healing Apple to restore it!

🗡 Your left arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your torso took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is fucked. There's no hope for you!

🗡 Your head took 99 Pig Damage!

❗️You have died! Cause of death - 🐗 Hog Swarm

Shows you how much you know

I know several trans men who can piss standing up without meta or phallo. I've seen it for myself quite a few times now actually.

Step 2: feet shoulder width apart (if at toilet have shins/knees touching or right in front of bowl) with pants down far enough to allow that (down to knees for me)

Step 3: hook fingers on either side of tdick and pull back to the sides

Step 4: jut hips out forward a bit but not too far, kinda aim urethra with your fingers (hard to explain sry)

Step 5: piss. Adjust aim if necessary.

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

crane knight looking over owl knight's renovation ideas. (attack on @carpetcat2) i think it's fun to imagine them interacting. owl knight works in an abandoned theatre in the swamp, which i know would make crane knight nervous. they both highly value art, so i can imagine crane working with owl if he had deep enough pockets.

Maiden but he's